She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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