Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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