can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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