Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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