i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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