Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Boobs are out for the taking
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Come on in and take your pants off
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