I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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