I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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