I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I am naked and annoyed.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.