New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?