he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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