i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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