I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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