That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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