Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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