You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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