ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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