You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize