porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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