Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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