Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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