is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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