Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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