Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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