I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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