My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i came on her dog
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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