I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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