Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
My vagina just recognized that song.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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