hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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