she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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