when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Couch. On fire.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
