doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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