my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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