We won't sleep together?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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