I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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