so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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