remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize