By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
please don't ironically join a cult
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