Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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