Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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