your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have demons in me.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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