New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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