giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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