So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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