Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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