so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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