What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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