Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH