Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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