I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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