Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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