You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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