guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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