hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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