Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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